30 Hilarious Motherhood Tweets That Capture the Trials and Tribulations of Raising Tykes and Tots (July 24, 2024)

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    SARCASTE MOMMY SM Sarcastic Mommy ❤ @sarcasticmommy4 If anyone is wondering what it's like to have kids home on summer break, my son's goal today was to take a shower before I got home at 5:30pm. He failed.
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    Momsense Ensues @momsense_ensues "I am freaking out!” My 6 year old's response to me explaining that teachers are real people with their own lives, after seeing one "in the wild" at Starbucks.
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    I Hide From My Kids @IHideFromMyKids Follow Well well well if it isn't summer me taking my overtired kids for ice cream at bedtime again
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    meghan @deloisivete Follow We're going on a one week trip to visit family, so naturally my 6yo is packing not one but two pokémon costumes
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    Momsense Ensues @momsense_ensues Went shopping with my boys for school clothes, they literally don't care. Will anyone lend me their daughter so we can get some cute outfits?
    via @momsense_ensues
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    Momsense Ensues @momsense_ensues Me: Did you just roll your eyes at me? 9: No, I covered my eyes so you wouldn't see me rolling my eyes at you.
    via @momsense_ensues
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    SARCASTI MOMMY SM Sarcastic Mommy ❤ @sarcasticmommy4 Getting somewhere on time as a parent is an extreme sport.
    via @sarcasticmommy4
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    Momsense Ensues @momsense_ensues At a restaurant and was offered this for my kid: "we don't have any broccoli today so can we just substituted a rice crispy treat?” Sure, those are the same.
    via @momsense_ensues
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    MumlnBits @MumInBits Follow 5 was in bed for a while then she yelled "mummy come here" and I yelled back "why?" then she yelled "I haven't thought of a reason yet”
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    Suh Stay at Homies @stayathomies Follow 5yo: "If you die I'd be so sad bc Daddy doesn't buy us the good snacks."
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    Marcy G @BunAndLeggings Follow I told my son to do something, and he gave me that ugh attitude. My daughter looked at him, "THIRTY SIX hours!" To remind him how long I was in labor with him Imao
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    Momsense Ensues @momsense_ensues I wish I loved anything as much as my kids love telling me "that's not the way daddy does it.”
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    Marcy G @BunAndLeggings Follow Having kids is dangerous cause you're out here trying to save money, but your kid looks at you with that adorable face, "let's go to Target and get a drink." You wanna say no, but you know your bestie is right. Walking around Target with a drink is lit.
    via @BunAndLeggings
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    SARCASTE Sm MOMMY Sarcastic Mommy ❤ @sarcasticmommy4 Day 56 of summer break: a chainsaw. My son is mad at me because I won't let him use
    via @sarcasticmommy4
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    meghan @deloisivete Follow No one: My kid from the other room: nothing broke!
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    SARCASTI MOMMY Sm Sarcastic Mommy ❤ @sarcasticmommy4 I tested positive for being sick & tired of cooking dinner every day.
    via @sarcasticmommy4
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    meghan @deloisivete Follow Sorry I didn't respond to your text, my kids sent me on 47 side quests
    via @deloisivete
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    Marcy G @BunAndLeggings Follow My 8yo asked if her Tamagotchi turns off. I told her no. Her in shock, "WHAT??" Welcome to motherhood.
    via @BunAndLeggings
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    meghan @deloisivete Follow My picky eater kid who refuses to eat CHEESE has recently decided he loves sardines, make it make sense
    via @deloisivete
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    SARCASTIC SM MOMMY Sarcastic Mommy ❤ @sarcasticmommy4 Not to brag, but my daughter inherited my death stare and now my husband is scared of both of us.
    via @sarcasticmommy4
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    meghan @deloisivete Follow Toddler during the day: these are MY snacks Toddler at night: this is OUR pillow
    via @deloisivete
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    meghan @deloisivete Follow me: I just want 2 minutes of privacy in the bathroom my kid: best I can do is a paleontology lecture
    via @deloisivete
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    Scary Scary Mommy mommy @ScaryMommy An easy first child is an evolutionary survival tactic to trick us into believing motherhood is a breeze and having more kids is a good idea.
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    SARCASTI MOMMY SM Sarcastic Mommy ❤ @sarcasticmommy4 My teen's idea of cleaning their room is moving the laundry pile from the floor to the bed.
    via @sarcasticmommy4
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    Mommeh Dearest Follow @mommeh_dearest *me in the shower* My 2yo: Mommy I put your phone back don't worry. I won't do it again. Me: WHAT!
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    Scary Scary Mommy mommy @ScaryMommy Dear moms on road trips, when you reach your breaking point, it's okay to blast the music you listened to in high school to drown out the sound of your kids. You've earned it.
    via @ScaryMommy
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    Scary Scary Mommy Mommy @ScaryMommy My home decor style can best be described asl have kids and I've given up.
    via @ScaryMommy
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    SARCASTIC MOMMY SM Sarcastic Mommy ❤ @sarcasticmommy4 The more expensive the shoe, the faster your child's feet grow. It's science.
    via @sarcasticmommy4
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    Ommy3 Real Life Mommy @reallifemommy3 My kids were watching me cook and now they want to know why I throw the box out and then take it out of the garbage to read the directions
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    SARCASTIE MOMMY SM Sarcastic Mommy → @sarcasticmommy4 My son can configure this whole elaborate video gaming set up in his room but needs help to make toast. Seems legit.
    via @sarcasticmommy4

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